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Sometimes, late at night, when we are trying to go to bed… I get so horny knowing that he is right next to me… that I have to go under the covers and start sucking his dick. And when he is almost about to cum, I would bend over and invite him to fuck me.
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Anonymous asked:
Okay so i'm a virgin and i'm just curious, let's say i was fooling around with a guy and we were going to have vaginal sex, and we wanted to use a condom, if he wanted me to suck his dick, i would do that before that vaginal sex, so..does that mean that i suck his dick with no condom (as long as he doesn't have any sti's that a condom could block of course) then have him put a condom on to have vaginal sex? Or is giving a guy a blowjob just a pleasurable with a condom as without one...i hope you understand what i'm trying to say!

Hi sweetie,

I believe, from past experience that blowjobs feel a lot better without a condom. Because there are so many nerves (4,000+!!!) on the penis head/corona, that would lose sensitivity if a condom was on. And giving good head means getting your tongue into those nooks and crannies. However these days, you can get condoms that are super thin so it almost feels like “nothing” is on.

If your guy gets checked out at a clinic and does not have any STI’s (as you probably know you can still catch herpes and other nasty stuff via oral sex) - then feel free to treat him to good oral sex without a condom :)

But yes, I approve of your thinking. Condoms = important!


Miss TNB xoxo

Anonymous asked:
I am worried I won't be able to take a big cock in my ass, I keep putting things up there (safely) such a a pen. And to a certain point it goes in, what am I doing wrong? :/

Hi there,

You are not doing anything wrong. Your anus is not made to fit large objects naturally anyway. Before anal sex you should prepare yourself by having your partner apply lube suitable for anal sex liberally and gently expand your hole by inserting one finger, sliding it in and out slowly, whilst you RELAX; then two fingers when it feels ready, repeat what you did with one; then three and maybe four before he tries to insert his large penis.

The most important thing is to relax and take it slow. There will be some mild discomfort at first but once the rhythm gets going it’ll start to feel good.

And remember if there is pain: stop. You don’t want to damage yourself.

Plus, please ask him to wear a condom.

Take care,

Miss TNB xoxo

Anonymous asked:
when me and my bf have sex, im so wet at first but then it starts to 'dry up' down there? any tips and/or suggestions?

Hey dearest,

Have you tried lube? It comes in great flavours and there are some that makes you tingle ;)


Miss TNB xoxo

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Couldn’t take it any more. Had to watch that old rude video that we made. Close-up footage of his dick ramming into my pussy, from behind. Lush.
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neart13 replied to your post: I men really into women pegging?

Also what the hell is pegging?

Form of anal sex (could be vaginal too) by using strap-on dildos

Anonymous asked:
do you always bleed when you have your first time? Because i'm not a virgin and i've masturbated alot, and received and i've never.. Is my hymen still intact?

Hi pudding,

Most of the time you would bleed during the first time, and maybe even the 2nd and the 3rd time. However sometimes exercises or other sports such as horse-riding could stretch the hymen enough so that it doesn’t get broken or may have already broken, unnoticed (you might have been on your period, who knows). 

Also some people are only born with half or less of a hymen; even no hymen. 

If you’re still interested, get a mirror and spread - it’s a thin piece of skin that surrounds the opening of your vagina; if it’s not intact it’d look a bit wrinkled as if it use to be like a drum-cover that had been broken. This would have been partially covering your vagina entrance if you had an intact, un-stretched hymen.

The amount of blood varies, usually just a trickle.

Miss TNB xoxo

How to: Cunnilingus


A dry pussy is an unhappy pussy. If your fingers graze a dry bush, go back to the kissing and hugging for awhile. Just make sure you actually dip your finger between the lips. Sometimes moisture gets trapped between the labia and a little fingerial coaxing is all that’s needed to get the honey dripping. 

Once you’re sure the beaver is wet, give it a few light, teasing strokes with your finger. There’s nothing worse than rushing into this, so make sure she’s really begging for it before you get under the covers.

Extra tip: Be like Prince and bring up a wet finger that both of you can share like a 1950s milkshake with two straws.

Important: Don’t play your trump card too soon by putting your fingers all the way inside. This can detract from the upcoming penetration and kill the tease factor. Try to remember that 78% of a woman’s pleasure is about yearning. Poking it in too soon is sure to put out the fire.


Once she’s lathered up, it’s time to go down. Get your fingers out of there and don’t touch anything for a bit. Let your lap do a bit of grinding and get some last-minute necking in like you’re going away on vacation. 

Though it’s very tempting on your way down to pull the blankets over your head like the little mole-man that you are, this is a very bad idea. It gets super hot down there and whipping the duvet off your head and gasping for air ten seconds before she comes is pretty much going to kill the mood. 

Start by kissing her boobs and stomach and slowly working your way down. Don’t get carried away with those stupid tits, though. That’s something you should have taken care of before the pants even came off. Right now it’s all about the stomach and inner thighs. A little bit of gentle biting is good, but a sure winner is to start at the knee and move towards the muff in a slow, shark-like swoop. Nibble your way right up to the edge of her cunt, then skip across it and head for the other knee. Repeat. Doing this a few times will get her really hot and save you a lot of pussy-eating time in the long run. 

When you’re just about ready to do the deed, start practicing on that weird crevice next to the lips. Don’t spend too long there or she might start to think that you think that’s the actual cunt.

By now she should be dying for you to make your move. If you’re doing it right, she’ll be moaning and trying to force your head between her legs. Stretch this phase out until she looks like she’s been holding her breath for three days.

Extra trick: Hover over the bush for about five seconds before the first lick. If you wait longer than that, she might think you’re having second thoughts because it smells bad. Of course, we all knows that motherfucker smells sweeter than a bowl of steamin’ crawdaddies.

Important: Never bite the cunt in any way whatsoever. If this needs more explaining you should probably just stick to jerking off.


Isolate your playing field. Pubic hairs are to eating pussy what cavities are to dental hygiene. You’re never going to be able to identify all the parts if she looks like that PIL album That What is Not. One hot trick is to get her to spread her lips apart so her pussy is all set up for you like a great big buffet.


Do your first lick super slow. It’s good to groan and moan too. It shows you’re digging it while sending microscopic audiophonic vibrations right up her snapper. Start just above the anus and take it all the way to the fur. Do about a dozen of these “St. Bernard licks” before moving on (take it really slow, like four seconds per lick). This is a good time to figure out what kind of clit she has. If it’s real sensitive she’ll probably convulse as you pass over it and that means you’re probably in for an easy ride. If there’s no reaction when you graze over her clit, she probably has one of those nerveless little pea clits and you’re in for a thirty-minute session of tongue-tendinitis.


Eating pussy is so gentle it can make you feel like a bit of a fag. If you’re getting tired of being ballerina boy, take it out on the clit. Figure out how much abuse it can take without making her uncomfortable and show the little bastard who’s boss.

After all, Mr. Elusive is precisely what makes muff diving so difficult. He’s surrounded by labia and, even after you find him, all the pressure can pop him over to the side. All of a sudden you’re giving the pee hole the seeing to of its life. Think of the clit like a tumor in a pile of ear lobes. When you push down on the area he’s the only one that can’t be squished. Once one of your tongue troopers finds him, call for reinforcements. Use your lips to get hers out of the way and focus all your attention into getting him alone. Once you find him, give him a bit of a hard time for trying to hide from you. Frisk him and give him a couple of whacks across the head. More on this punk and his bad attitude later. 

Extra important tip: The best way to stimulate the clit is to run your entire tongue over it after you isolate it from the lips. The man in the boat should feel the texture of the entire tongue pushing down on his body and his boat.


After the slow licks it’s time to get this party started. There are essentially two types of clitori. Ones that enjoy a serious going over and ones that don’t. The latter suck about as much as a one-inch penis and you should dump her right away.

Extra tip: Clits come in all shapes, sizes and sensitivities, but that doesn’t really tell you much. All of them want to be treated slow and soft at the beginning but the only way to tell if you can go fast at the end is by reading her reactions. This is impossible to teach but just do the best you can. All we can tell you is convulsing means take it ease and “Oh my God” means bring it on.


These are the most fun because you can be creative. Pretend your tongue is the bad cop and the clit is the guy who killed your partner. Separate him from his buddies (the lips) and suck him right up into your mouth. Now he’s on your turf. Keep him erect by creating an air-tight vacuum chamber in your mouth. Slap the little bugger upside the head with one big tongue bonk. He’s not going to tell you shit because he’s a clit and he has no idea what you’re talking about, but kick his ass anyway. After a few teasers and swirling circles, rat-a-tat-tat him senseless like a boxer whacking a speed bag. If she starts freaking out like it’s too much, ease up on the interrogation and go back to the St. Bernard licks. The vacuum is a great way to bring her to orgasm, but it’s a bit much sometimes, so mix things up with some circles around the clit and some tongue fucking. 

As you’re closing in for the kill, go back to the vacuum and give the suspect a relentless head smacking. Up-and-downies are usually the most effective, but your tongue will get less tired if you throw in a few side-to-sides. When you feel the inner thighs start to shake, this is it. Be repetitive. Do NOT be creative. You’re almost home and this is not the time to start changing tactics.

Extra tip: To keep the rhythm going, try repeating a chant in your head that goes with the movement of your tongue like a Mic Mac Indian (hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya). Any inconsistent action may throw her off, killing the mood or at least setting you back a few minutes, which is bad for morale.

Important: Keep going several seconds after her orgasm. Remember, it isn’t over until the hands come down from above and lay you off. If she’s multi-orgasmic you’ll have to keep going until you’ve done the whole routine another four or five times. If you’re not sure what to do, just keep giving her shit until the magic hands come down to pull you off.


Once you’re done (totally finished) she’s going to want you out of there pronto because the whole area is sensitive. Instead of leaving, stick out your tongue and lay it down on her like a thick, soggy carpet. Make sure you don’t move it or anything because that can actually hurt her. Just let it sit there  for about thirty seconds. Then come up and wipe your face like a pirate. You now have a good minute to get the condom on and take her from the quarters of Prince Muhammad Muhammad Saddat to the cockpit of an F-15.


Thanks to D for the submission x

Just wanted to reblog this because I just read it again and it was so funny!

Miss TNB xoxo

knottyfly asked:
I men really into women pegging?


From the ones I’ve asked. No - but they’re secretly curious.

Try asking ;)

Miss TNB xoxo

He’s got the perfect sized dick. And I want to fuck him every time I see him.
Miss TNB

Someone asked me: 

Is it strange that i would rather have my man finger me and go down on me than actually have sex with me? He’s quite large and it kinda hurts haha. Our sex is great however I get so much much pleasure with his hands. Maybe its because he’s a musician and he knows how to use his fingers… He plays my G-spot like a piano!

My Answer: 

Not strange at all ;) you sound like a lucky girl with a man who loves to please. Keep enjoying it dear!

Miss TNB xoxo

madkris asked:
I am in the same age group but work in the academia though. Where are you from?


Your dreams. Joke ;) - London.

Miss TNB xoxo

mrsellebee asked:
I'm so glad you're back! I miss all your responses and follower submissions <3

Hey little Miss,

Oh I am so happy that I am missed!

Lots of hugs,

Miss TNB xoxo

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